I’m sad for no specific reason.
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Tumblr: where you don’t have to watch something to watch something
you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive