rlmjob:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



THE look


kinglersoup:

I’ll send nudes for pizza. Please I’m starving

I’m not joking. You might think I am, but I really am not.


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I’ll send nudes for pizza. Please I’m starving


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professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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(via joespired)


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tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake


slayboybunny:

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

(Source: slayboobunny, via itshiddeninsight)


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frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit


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